Stargate Jack, Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c discover that all planets look like Canadian forests. 07:00 60 **** PG Star Trek Hello, and thank you for calling the Starship Enterprise. If you are sending a distress signal, press 1. If you would like to be beamed up, press 2. If you are an omnipotent god-being who is trying to take over the universe, press 3. If you are a green-skinned alien female interested in seducing our captain, press 4. If you have a rotary-dial communicator, please hold and wait for Lieutenant Uhura. 08:00 60 **** G Your Weather Today Before you start your day - plan your day with Meteorologists Heather Tesch and Marshall Seese. Monday through Friday, Marshall and Heather tell you what to expect on your commute, how to dress the kids for school, and if you'll get that game in after work. 07:00 150 ***** G Tonight Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Johnny! 07:00 90 ***** G Late Night with Dr. Evil Dr. Evil and Mini-me throw the viewing audience a frickin' bone. 08:30 30 * R